Wax - Chunky lyrics

[Verse] Ramblin' man Pocket aces in the gamblin' hand Putting words together hand in hand like an ampersand The repetition of the talent makes the man a man Use as evidence the guy who painted all them Campbell's cans Makes you memorize instinctively it's random fam like (whoa Black Betty) And you say... I stay hungry like the wolf in that Duran Duran song And dance along like I got hammer pants on If you haven't noticed I'm the coldest Smoke freely as if Calvin Broadus was the POTUS Shut your club down a la Jon Lovitz And make the boards turn up a la pop shuv its Event sponsor should be toy machine The boy is mean Destroy your dream and turn your team into soylent green I'll give you something to talk about, sulk about Go to a short pier and take a long walk about You ain't heard sh** like my sound yet In fact it's more rare than a dry towelette with the Numbing effect of a cortisone shot And that feeling of freedom that made the cordless phone hot Never par for the course More like a seminar A clever bar tour de force Heavier rotation than the pedals at the tour de France Type of merry charmer that rarely garners a poor response I'm like a dairy farmer when it comes to cheese collection And I'm like Gary Carter when it comes to beat selection Catch heaters or hit the upper deck bleachers My offense and defense are my best features Never fear, I'm here with the Everclear Let's all together cheer in the better spirit of yesteryear I rap like your drunk uncle behaves And say f** it I'm going in like spelunkers to caves Abstract in the fashion of Jackson Pollack Unexact like the amount of cream in a dollop I can tell I spit the type of rap that irks you Makes you uncomfortable like a Catholic church pew I should ball and have Carnegie hall clogged like cholestorol on ya artery wall But I half-heartedly stall Cats get lazy Other times cats get bat sh** crazy And I haven't felt this good since my last bender When I was singing happily like a rapping Glee cast member If you know who Kenny Powers is you know that fundamentals are the crutches of the talentless Dingbats ain't gettin' nothing out of this I can't even imagine how difficult your challenge is You tryna catch breaks like cameras in jails But can't do it due to amateur fails And it'll only take one bar to bury 'em Two bars are the beginning of barbarian Three bars in Vegas and I'm winnin' it all Four bars of heavy drinkin's a legitimate crawl Five bars, psych Let's just say this fam I've created more bars than the makers of alprazolam It's mind boggling Bitter pill you're swallowing You and your following are taking L's like Chicagoans Don't cross me hoping that the memory pa**es I remember peoples' a**es like a Tempurpedic mattress Any further questions gettin' blown off I'll be in my backyard drinking with my phone off