It's not what you do, It's who you know You're wearing out your friends Like they're clothes Your trophy wife is by your side Smiling all the while she should be crying I don't make any sales I make no sins Making fun at everyone's expense So grab your partner by the hand And dance 'til you can't stand up on your own While you're lying there, trying to decide I've got something here that may help make up your mind Woah-oh! Blonde leading the blonde Leading the blonde (x6) Woah-oh!