Watsky (george Watsky) - Bucketlist lyrics

[Intro:] So much to do So much to see So much for you So much for me So much to do and see So much for you and me [Verse 1:] When I'm thirty five I'll learn to work a potter's wheel When I'm forty I'll forty go streaking at a soccerfield And if they try to tackle me then I'll distract em flapping my arms and happily shrieking like a coccatiel When I'm sixty I'll get really really fat And then go back to skinny really really fast And then go skydiving with no parachute and glide around like I'm a flying squirrel with my skinflaps Like a creepy Aladdin (Just need my Jasmine) Cause there's no feat you can't achieve if you believe it can happen If yesterday's a pain in the a** Tomorrow's an aspirin And you might be feeling better than you ever could imagine At seventy I'll rock sandals with black socks When I'm eighty I'll try h**n or crack rocks Or both- And mix em in a smoothie I'll be old and toothless And I'll be feeling groovy I'll make out with school teachers Chill at nude beaches And free the zoo creatures And if they tell me it's a issue for my health I'll tell em b**h I'm ninety you can kindly f** yourself I'm just being really really really really really really really real right now And so I just plan on doing what I really really really really feel like now [Verse 2:] I probably won't bang all the girls I liked in high school Although that would be quite cool But I'll list their names out on some wide rule Paper And I'll call each one of them and tell them that I really would have liked to love em Back in the day Not to be a creeper obviously Just to see who'd respond positively And just take it from there We'll just take it from there I hope you answer my prayers Cause We don't know what the future holds