Watsky (george Watsky) - Ugly Faces lyrics

[Intro:] What's up, Beatrice? I just called you Beatrice And I don't, and I don't, and I don't care if that is your name [Chorus:] Back in the day Daddy would say That if I kept on making ugly faces And I wasn't careful it'd stay that way Oh great! Wow, no sh** Ooh, hooray, that's so sick! (Oh! Ack! Brr) With a little bit of luck maybe one of those sticks [Verse 1:] I'll be feeling a hella of a lot of swell And from the second that I step in I'll be smelling like a big cheese Everybody better be ready to get it get it 'Cause I'm getting naked if you really want a strip tease And the babies in their highchairs taking off their bibs And their mommies all be ripping out their wig weaves And the pretty people in the oil paintings on the wall Are popping molly and they're stripping off their fig leaves Better burn your clothes It'll curl your toes Kissing women and they turn to toads I'm pimping Kermit's hoes And I'm sure that every girl is a pearl and the world is a perfect globe But when I'm joking with my little cousin And he pulls my finger then the motherf**in' earth explodes Boom. [Chorus] Sorry, not sorry [7x] [Chorus] [Verse 2:] Everybody been in it to win it kickin' in for a minute And chilling but you're tardy it's why I gotta k** it And then hit the pretty people in the building with my party trick I think I'm gonna walk out of the door Hop in my DeLorean and I'm gonna soar 'Cept that it's a Subaru, and I'm yelling hoodie hoo! Hanging out the window like I'm Marty McFly A lot of the chickens in the flock wanna squawk and they get obnoxious And all I hear is bawk bawk And I'm not gonna wanna talk shop Better put a sock in it if you gotta co*k block And be toxic and knock us and all we wanna do is rock rock and be raucous I'm not gonna ever stop if you think I'm chopped liver in the crock pot 'Cause I am a boss hog and I want the top spot and I got this Sorry, not sorry [7x] [Chorus] [Chorus]