Uh f**- f** Crazy Monkey And all you other siff secondhand, parasitic losers Pumping my ideas Curse you all to a life of bad luck Hope you all go to hell when you die MC Totally Rad, know-what-I'm-saying f** it Straight outta Randburg-uh Crazy motherf**er named Van der Merwe Used to eat the hamburger Now I'm a very thin vegetarian Plus I got some hairy skin, check out my chest My girlfriend get a bloodstain on the back of her dress So I go to the 7-11 grab a pack of Lil-lets Sometimes I start having so much fun that I can't even think I'll slip a tampon in your drink I'm kinda like sorta probably perhaps Hit you with the, uhm, hit you with the facts Like a secretary, keep my transmission legendary You better believe, I'm liver than a cemetary Draw s**m up my spine now I got semen in skull Get deeper I kick it like Steven Seagal So don't play baby [?]