Stupid little clay pidgeon Treating hiphop like a religion Yo- get out my kitchen Your mom's callin you She needs a foot ma**age Exit my program Or face the toe jam Yo man, why'd you come here in the first place huh? This meal ticket's meant for kids who dig it when we kick it Jealousy makes you ugly So go away man You scaring my kids Next time somebody tells you we're performing somewhere Just stay at home. (You weak little fools) Next time you see our poster up on the wall Just stay at home. (You weak little fools) Next time the guy on the radio advertises our shows Just stay at home. (You weak little fools) You softcore wanna be hard mothaf**a Just stay at home (It would appear that you weak little fools greatly underestimated how powerful I am!) You know what I'm saying? Haha, is everybody feeling alright? Yeaaaah Tonight is a special night It's Watkin Tudor Jones on the mic You wanna fight? I'm the guy to speak to But I don't have to beat you, to defeat you I'm just like, "Damn, thanks for sharing that with us man Now, everybody give em a hand, don't you think that was brave? To just step to the stage? And express all that inner rage In front of a bunch of total strangers? Whoo! Don't you feel better?" I was really feelin you my friend Like those sad movies where everyone cries at the end But on a lighter note.. You wanna hear this other rhyme I wrote? Yeah? ...Well here we go... Well its your favorite Earthling, flirting with disaster once again Steady chillin amidst all the hustle and the bustle with a smile on my dial Like I just got paid, and everyone's smilin back at me like they just got laid Don't you snot nose, idiots, standin there with this sh** on your pants Lookin at me like I just stole your s**er, better go run tell your mother Or more like, here's the mic, you wanna flipit? Psych! (I am the first a**a**in The second a**a**in The third a**a**in I am the fourth a**a**in.) Your feet are bigger than your flip flops Flip flops Flip flops Your feet are bigger than your flip flops Flip flops Flip flops Flip