You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you People treat me like I'm an a**hole But I don't text when I drive, though (Nice!) I can't say that they're all wrong, though Cause I still use straws on the down-low (I'm sorry!) I learned to live with these eyes in my closet Hands in my pockets Alone but surrounded I'm breathing, I'm drowning I haven't slept in days but who's counting? Yeah You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you Might just rent a hotel room Light a couple candles Find out that I'm cancelled, sh*t But I bought a bunch of candy As much as they would give me at the CVS My Plan B I might just lose my sh*t hop off the balcony Room 103 Yeah that's my purgatory Yeah, until I end it all (sh*t) Whoops, I got a little dark Yeah, things get a little hard When you've got eyes in my closet Hands in my pockets You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you Had to have a Britney moment Had to cut it off I got what I wanted Or at least I thought Yeah I'm a little bit of a little b*tch, so? I might turn around and say some stupid sh*t, no Had to have a Britney moment And I cut it off Cut it off You'd be paranoid too (You'd be paranoid too) If everyone you knew (If everyone that you knew was out to get you) Was out to get you You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you (If everyone was out to get you) Yeah, I'm a little bit of a little b*tch, so? (So?) I might turn around and say some stupid sh*t, no (So?) Yeah, I'm a little bit of a little b*tch, so? I might turn around and say some stupid sh*t, no (Uh)