Wasted Youth - Happy Birthday lyrics

It's a very happy day We are at lots of fun fun fun And it's ice-cream and jelly And a punch in the belly How much can you throw over the walls? And see how his face glows It's a bike! what a surprise It's a big bike, what a big surprise It's a red bike, what a red surprise Oh, what a surprise But the best thing there But the best thing there Was the wonderful dog chair Was the beautiful dog chair That could count right up to ten It could count right up to ten It went woof, woof, woof, woof, woof Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof And it's another happy day He was born eleven years ago And this year it's long trousers And a very smart tie Just think in five years he'll be shaving And see how his face glows It's a bike, what a surprise! It's a samurai sword What a metal surprise He'll remember this day for the rest of his life But the best thing there But the best thing there Is that fabulous dog chair The immaculate dog chair That could count right up to eleven It could count right up to eleven It went woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof Woof, woof, woof But the best thing there But the best thing there Was my darling the dog chair But the rampaging dog chair That could count right up to eleven It could count right up to eleven And it went round and round the house