I have to take a fu*king sh*t (I gotta take a fu*king sh*t) I have to let it fu*king loose (I gotta let it fu*king loose) I drop my kids off at the pool (Drop my kids off at the pool) And then I take a fu*king deuce (I gotta take a fu*king deuce) I gotta take a fu*king sh*t (fu*king sh*t)