Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinkin' She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise Tastes so good, make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie, yeah Wow! Heh heh Well, swingin' on the front porch Swingin' on the lawn Swingin' where we want 'Cause there ain't nobody home Swingin' to the left And swingin' to the right If I think about baseball I'll swing all night, yeah Yeah, yeah Huh! Swingin' in the living room Swingin' in the kitchen Most folks don't 'cause They're too busy b**hin' Swingin' in there 'cause She wanted me to feed her So I mixed up the batter And she licked the beater I scream, you scream We all scream for her Don't even try 'cause You can't ignore her She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise Tastes so good, make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah She's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face ten miles wide Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye Sweet cherry pie, yeah Swingin' to the drums Swingin' to guitar Swingin' to the ba** In the back of my car Ain't got money Ain't got no gas But we'll get where We're goin' if we Swing real fast I scream, you scream We all scream for her Don't even try 'cause You can't ignore her She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise Tastes so good, make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah She's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face ten miles wide Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye Sweet cherry pie Swing it! All night long Swing it! Hey hey, ow! I'm a trained professional Swingin' the bathroom Swingin' on the floor Swingin' so hard Forgot to lock the door In walk her daddy Standin' six foot four He said, "You ain't gonna swing With my daughter no more" She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise Tastes so good, make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah She's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face ten miles wide Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye Sweet cherry pie Sweet cherry pie, yeah Huh! Swing it!