Warner Bros. Records - When I Climb To The Top of Mount Rock lyrics

I'll be strumming my axe In a basement dive With my totally kick-a** band When an army of A&R men will arrive With pens and contracts in hand And they'll whisk me away in a big black car And the record execs and the girls from PR They'll know from the start What I major league star I will be!!! Just wait and see!!! When I climb to the top of mount rock And I'm there staring down from the heights With the crowd at my feet and a seven inch bulge In my lizard skin spandex tights I'll dive off the edge straight into a crowd That's screaming my name out loud And the gates will unlock At the top of mount rock I'll be blowing out amps Playing stadium shows On my sold out galactic tour And I'll blister the ears Of the first thousand rows And leave while they beg for more Then I'll pop the champagne And the party will rage No brown M&Ms in my green room backstage Bigger than Hendrix, and Clapton, and Page And the rest, the all-time best!!!! When I climb to the top of Mount Rock And I'm perched at the uppermost peak With a legion of groupies all duking it out For my chiseled rock god physique And I'll scatter hit singles all over the land With my 12 Grammys in hand Watch the fan boys all flock At the top of Mount Rock The doubters, and the haters And the hipsters let ‘em laugh Soon they'll all be begging for my roadie's autograph I know my time is coming Well hopefully it's coming I'm pretty sure it's coming any day Once they hear me play!!!!! Then the dreams that I had since the day I turned 10 Will be finally coming true And no one'll call me a loser again Or tell me what I can't do! So I hold my head high and keep strumming those strings And grab any chance that my destiny brings And I'll rise, and I'll rise, and I'll rise And the wings of my soul Up where I belong!!!!!! And I'll climb to the top of Mountain Rock! And be part of that heavenly scene With Odin and Zeus on the ba** and the drums And Thor playing tambourine And Amos and Janis and Kurt will appear And Jesus'll toss me a beer And we'll jam ‘round the clock At the top of Mount Rock At the top of Mount Rock At the top of Mount Rock!!!!!!!