Warner Bros. Records - Dewey's Confession lyrics

Patty: (spoken) He's an imposter! This is the real Ned Schneebly, and this loser, is Dewey Finn He's not even a teacher! He can barley read! Dewey: (sung) Alright, yes I confess that my actual name is Dewey Finn Parent: (spoken) NO! Dewey: (sung) Yes indeed And although you should know I'm not licensed to teach, I promise you, I can read Parent: (spoken) Oh my god! Dewey: (sung) But forget who or what I might happen to be, these children of yours have truly touched me And I can a**ure I have definitely touched them. (spoken) well most of them Parents: (sung) I got it through, She had no clue, we're gonna sue, where is she? Patty: That pile of epic fail! Parents: How would you see that you allow? That little creep come pa**! Patty: His a** belongs in jail! Parents: fifty thousand bucks a year, How could have we happened here! Rosalie: (spoken) just calm down Parents: (sung) How. You'll tell us how and that Rosalie: (spoken) (overlapping) just calm down now I employ there's no need to be alarmed And I encase to a**ure you that no children here were harmed While this criminal intrusion unexceptionable invest, let's not jump to conclusions to the damage is a**essed If there's anyone to blame it's all completely mine, I'm the one who came here no one else can resign Now I got your attention I think we can confirm just LISTEN! Parents: (sung) (overlapping) Here at Horace Green, a total outrage We want answers. Here at Horace Green, Jesus it's unseen We'll pull our children send them elsewhere Somewhere we can trust! Here at Horace Green, how could this HAPPEN! Rosalie: (spoken) sorry to inform you, that all of your children, are missing