I reflect on my reflection And I ask myself the question What's the right direction, to go I don't know Am I a man or am I a muppet (Am I a muppet) If I'm a muppet then im a very manly muppet (A very manly muppet) Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man) If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man (A muppet of a man) I look into these eyes And I don't recognize The one I see insi-I-I-ide It's time for me to decide Am I a man or am I a muppet (Am I a muppet) If I'm a muppet, well im a very manly muppet (A very manly muppet) Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man) If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man (A muppet of a man) Here I go again I'm always running out of time I think I've made up my mind Now I understand, who I am I'm a man! I'm a muppet! I'm a muppet of a man I'm a very manly muppet I'm a muppet man! That's what I am