That's all you got? That's all you got? That's all you got? I don't put glue sticks in my nose and um Get my face pasted to linoleum Kitchen floor sh** Some college dorm sh** Face down in a blood-stained carpet Get chicks at the farmers' market White girls buy produce Take them home, make them drink grey Goose White boy wasted Glue stick pasted White boy wasted Glue stick pasted Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd I drink a can of Sparks and try to freestyle Ex-girlfriend's on speed dial Oh that's a drunk dial, drunk s**ting Drunk stagger, drunk swagger I don't rap good, it don't matter Can't sing good, it don't matter 'Cause I'm whacked-out sleepwalking On a quest for God at my friend's apartment White boy wasted Glue stick pasted White boy wasted Glue stick pasted Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd When I say "Awkward," y'all say "Silence" Awkward Awkward Yeah Super Soaker filled with Four Loko Plus SoCo, real gross yo I go ham and cheese on rolls That's a metaphor Another metaphor: like icing on a Cinnabon Like a hot chick that ain't no fun Listen, imma teach you a lesson Let's start at number... One: Sleep is the best way to save money Two: Money is the best way to have s** Three: Sex is the best way to feel nothing Four: Nothing happens if you're asleep So stay up until you wake up Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd