Voltaire - Stuck With You lyrics

You're a slob, it's such a bore Your underwear strewn on the floor And you're a packrat, most extreme Our house is full of magazines The toilet's broke, and yet I bet His majesty ain't fixed it yet You're one to talk, sleepyhead And get your fat a** out of bed Oh but in the eyes of god We said our vows before the pews "Not until d**h may we part" So until then I'm stuck with you You swore that you'd be true to me But gave be infidelity Why should I give a tinker's cuss? She was your sister, what's the fuss? Well then, let's propose a truce What's good for gander is good for goose Hey now that's different, you took to bed My favorite dog and all my friends! Oh but in the eyes of god We said our vows before the pews "not until d**h may we part" So until then I'm stuck with you Oh but in the eyes of god We said our vows before the pews "not until d**h may we part" This is my curse, I said "I do." Better or worse I'm stuck with you You poked my eye, I wear a patch I should've given you one to match Did you forget, you forgot me back? You chopped my thumb off with an axe You drowned my kittens one by one You looked like you were having fun You stabbed my mother, in the chest With a Korean bayonet! Oh but in the eyes of god We said our vows before the pews "Not until d**h may we part" So until then I'm stuck with you Oh but in the eyes of god We said our vows before the pews "Not until d**h may we part" This is my curse, I said "I do." Lest you die first I'm stuck with you And now I lie here in the grave I pray to god my soul to save And in the darkness of the tomb I'm glad I'm lying next to you And as I lay here 6 feet down My body buried under ground In this dank, and dreary cold I'm just glad I'm not alone Oh but in the eyes of god We said our vows before the pews "Not until d**h may we part" So until then I'm stuck with you Oh but in the eyes of god We said our vows before the pews "Not until d**h may we part" I'm not sad I said, "I do." I'm just glad I was stuck with you