Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend lyrics

Saw you on the street We had to meet I thought I should greet you In just one week I would delete you People say the stupidest things On their first date like "What's your real name?" They reveal their ignorance But you adore them So you just ignore them Then came you raising the bar Oh, you, you won't be undone I looked into your eyes And much to my surprise I saw there was nothing in there 'Cause there's nothing Between your ears but air! There goes my future ex girlfriend She's sweet as a rose Yeah, she is She has such beautiful lips Now, if only they were closed I love how you adore me Oh, but honey how you bore me Your life's such a wreck I've lost all respect I don't mean to surprise you It took just one week to despise you! And I don't care that you're a model, nooo 'Cause let me say it's clear to tell that your brain is shot to hell And no one cares that you love Keanu Oh, what's the difference anyway Everybody knows that he's gay Okay, I really don't know that But let's face it He's too hot to be straight! There goes my future ex girlfriend That girl's such a prize Yeah, she is She'll be the queen of the world For a day or less in my eyes Perhaps I'll wear a suit When I give you the boot Oh, I hate to seem so superficial I just think I'll look more official! There goes my future ex girlfriend She's sweet as a rose Yeah, she is She has such beautiful lips Now, if only they were closed There goes my future ex girlfriend That girl's such a prize Yeah, she is She'll be the queen of the world For a day or less in my eyes