Voltaire - It's Bigger on the Inside lyrics

Hello boys and girls I am the Doctor but not the kind that gives you medicine I've traveled throughout time and space just to please the human race so let's not dilly dally, let's begin. now this thing you see hear, it is my Tardis and with it we shall get this party started Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's quite an invention Some call it the Doctor's wife excuse me while I slip inside... You know it's, bigger on the inside It's bigger on the inside and once you've felt it inside I'm sure that you'll agree. It's bigger on the inside but don't take it from me once you've felt it inside you will see. An evil nemesis we call The Master baits me into all kinds of disaster On Gallifrey or so I'm told He gazed into a gaping hole and ever since he's been an awful ba*tard And then of course we've got the Cybermen I hope I never see those things again. Who knows what they're packing there in their silver underwear When you see them, you should vacate your a** they wish to 'simulate' And you know it's... bigger on the inside It's bigger on the inside and once you've felt it inside I'm sure that you'll agree. It's bigger on the inside but don't take it from me once you've felt it inside you will see. And pray you never see a weeping angels cause though it seems like they are made of stone they're quantum locked and in a wink if you should turn your head or blink they'll get to you and chill you to the bone.... er Those moving buckets there, they are the Daleks they whine so much you'd swear that they have colic it's DESTROY and EXTERMINATE I think I know why they're irate If they make it to the second floor I'll show then what that plunger's for! And you know it's... bigger on the inside It's bigger on the inside and once you've felt it inside I'm sure that you'll agree. It's bigger on the inside but don't take it from me once you've felt it inside you will see. They're asking, "Dr. Who?" What they should ask is "HOW?" I am so very well endowed I must admit, it's rather long If you think I mean my scarf you're wrong! you bloody pervs I meant this song! So if you think you'd like a sonic screw driver like I'm holding in my hand. you will have to let me in don't worry child it's not a sin Hold on to my temporal drive I'll take you for an epic ride! And you know it's... bigger on the inside It's bigger on the inside and once you've felt it inside I'm sure that you'll agree. It's bigger on the inside but don't take it from me ask Amy Pond! once you've felt it inside you will see.