Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango (BiTrektual Version) lyrics

If, while you're out in space, love You're horny as a targ Take a tip from a security chief, love That fat s*ut Tasha Yar She discovered the pleasures of Data He became her s**ual pet 'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct He's fully functional and anatomically correct His Defiant, with its thrusters, will explode in your wormhole And he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold His multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift And cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet 'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct He's fully functional and anatomically correct He gently ma**ages your gel packs While he replicates some lube Then he thrusts his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft As he docks his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet 'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct He's fully functional and anatomically correct His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts He's full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts He too likes to be pleasured He will put you on your knees And if you're into disgrace He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze If you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet 'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct He's fully functional and anatomically correct He's fully functional... and ripped for your pleasure... and anatomically correct!