Voltaire - Worf's Revenge (Klingon Rap) lyrics

I'm the order of the Bat'leth Son of Kahless Your family has no honor But I couldn't care less I was born to k** Federation swine And I celebrate with a barrel blood wine I drink the Raktajino, I eat the gagh When my homies get to Sto'Vo'Kor I yell "qa'plagh!" I'm the chief commander on a Bird of Prey I wake up every morning after owning the day I'm the MacDad Klingon when I beam on board I was at the signing of the Khitomer Accord I never sweat about a Romulan dude He's just a limp-wristed Vulcan with a bad attitude And they're sly and they were telling lies A shout out to Martok who lost an eye To the dominion, and the Jem'Hadar minions I'm on them like a transwarp engine Fear my snarl hear my speech Watch me blow like a warpcore breach I'm not a lowly white p'tak like that Barclay guy I don't need a holodeck to get a parma'kai When the ladies see the beast I got between my thighs They say "Perhaps today is a good day to die" I hit Ezri ,Troi, Jadzia too Watch out Janeway I'm coming for you Cause I'm the MacDad Klingon with the humaniod b**hes My head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges I've got the visions of Qo'noS on my mind I've got visions of Qo'noS on my mind I get visions of Carda**ia on my mind And that my boot smells like Gul Dukat's behind I hate the Tribbles Those little furry sh**s But I love my Klingon b**hes Cause they've got three tits I got a dagger and a bat'leth in my hand If you were any other man I'd k** you where you stand I k**ed Captain Kirk I k**ed Picard I b**hslapped Riker like a Klingon Targ Cause my name is Worf, I'm the son of Mogh Ex-Federation officer and Klingon rogue Qa'plagh!!