The telephone, the telephone I have an idea Women always have ideas Hello... Here is agamemnon Here is agamemnon Who? wrong connection This is... I am a moralist An anti-militarist I am against duels I cannot stand seeing A fly in rage I cannot look at A uniform or blood That woman has seduced me And now i am done for Darling, where shall i Hide you in a hurry? Here is agamemnon Here is agamemnon I am coming Directly from the trenches And look forward To a solemn luncheon Oh, my nerves I'm losing my find This damned telephone Spoils my favorite position And no i can start Writing poetry again Gordon gano: vocal, guitar Brian ritchie: ba** guitar, organ, vocal Guy hoffman: drums, percussion, vocal Recorded and mixed by david vartanian at dv's perversion room, milwuakee, wi