I wish I was a girl (Uhhh) I wish I was a girl (Girl, girl, girl) I wish I was a girl (Why?) I wish I was a girl so I'd see more tits I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit I only have a dick that's quite hairy My a** is too, that's kinda scary I wish I was a girl I wish I was a girl I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain Cos being a guy can be really boring And cross dressing just isn't my thing Some people think I might be gay But I don't swing the other way I just wanna be a girl so damn much To feel my c*** as it gets......... But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more Cos I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits But I wouldn't really care cos I would have ma**ive tits I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time I'd get a better job when performing 69 Cos being a girl would be so cool Cos when you c** you don't leave a pool I wish I was a girl Some people think I might be gay But I don't swing the other way I just wanna be a girl so damn much To feel my c*** as it gets......... Some people think I might be gay But I don't swing the other way I just wanna be a girl so damn much To feel my c*** as it gets......... Mother Why wasn't I a girl.. Why wasn't I a girl.. Why wasn't I a girl.. Why wasn't I a girl.. Why wasn't I a girl.. Why wasn't I a girl.. Why wasn't I a girl.. Why wasn't I a girl.. Why wasn't I a girl.. Why wasn't I a girl.. Why wasn't I a girl.. Why?!! Some people think I might be gay But I don't swing the other way I just wanna be a girl so damn much To feel my c*** as it gets......... Some people think I might be gay But I don't swing the other way I just wanna be a girl so damn much To feel my c*** as it gets......... Some people think I might be gay But I don't swing the other way I just wanna be a girl so damn much To feel my c*** as it gets.........