Vile Villin - If You Don't Know Act 1 Scene 3 lyrics

Scene 3: The f**ing dungeon of rap (Enter Stephen Niday, CHRZA, Algernon, Pio, and Vill in complete darkness) Algernon: Yo someone turn on a light in here Vill: There ain't no light here. Maboo took all the matches from our bags when we left Alg: You think this is some sort of challenge? Stephen: Ha! Like what? Who can imitate Night crawler the best? Pio: OK, is this gallivanting brigade of horse drawn f*ggots ready to get moving? Where's mah CHRZA at? CHRZA: (muffled) I'm back here... I'm stuck in (inaudible) Pio: sh** where she go? CHRZA, I still feeeeel you! Vill: Ay CHRZA you alright? (5 second pause) CHRZA?? Alg: CHRZA if you come out Vill will give you a bone (Vill jokingly shoves Alg. Alg falls through a trapdoor) Alg: OH sh*t Vill: Alg are you alright Alg: Damnit Vill what the f** was that for Vill: I'm sorry I didn't mean to shove you that hard Alg: (muffled scream) Vill: Alg? Alg?? ALG!! Stephen: What the f** is going on here this is strange. Vill: Where did Pio go? Stephen: fu*k Vill: (hyperventilating) OK... ok... ok we need to stick together and find this RedMasta Stephen: Alright I have an idea (Stephen pulls out cell phone) Stephen: I'll use this to light the way Vill: You had that the entire time? Stephen: Yeah... so? Vill: You f**ing idiot. Why didn't you take that out when Alg told someone to turn on a light Stephen: Geez I forgot. Damn chill out. (Vill and Stephen walk until they find a huge wooden door. Stephen knocks) RedMasta: Come in (Vill and Stephen enter the room) RedMasta: I've been waiting for you. What took you so long? Vill: Listen we just want our friends back RedMasta: Your friends?? Vill: f** you. You know what we're talking about quit playing these f**ing games. Stephen Niday: Yeah f** you (Red Masta flips off Stephen) RedMasta: I couldn't give 2 sh**s about your friends. Vill: OK sorry for the disrespect we showed you earlier. What is it going to take to get our friends back? RedMasta: You know, many have come here in search of this map. I have asked many for one thing in return and they have all failed in their quest. I will tell you exactly what I want and if you don't give it to me within 3 days your friends will die and your map will be lost forever. (Stephen Niday comes at RedMasta with a closed fist. RedMasta laughs menacingly) RedMasta: Haha Stephen. I wonder what Taylor will say about this. You have a little rage in you. Good to know as it will be important on this quest Vill: OK quit the bullsh** just tell us what you want so we can get it for you. RedMasta hands them a dusty piece of parchment RedMasta: Solve this riddle and find this to get your friends back (Vill reads riddle aloud) Vill: Lying in an artificial environment you will Find the object which I desire It enlists only those who are brave and willing To suffer from extreme despair To untrained eyes this may seem like a hoax But an educated person will see it as hope For if a notion of failure becomes an option You will adapt to a brand new concoction One of carnage and destruction of confidence So find a gathering of trees and understand this riddle This item is suspected to be touched by Midas One of small size constrained in an unnatural place d**h has faced it for centuries But it still lives today regardless of the prophecies And is the key to a substantial treasure Stephen: How the hell do we solve that? RedMasta: Not my problem anymore. It's your turn to solve this riddle. Stephen: This is f**ing bullsh** (Stephen's face begins to get red) Vill: Alright now let's calm down Stephen I need you for this mission RedMasta: Oh yeah I almost forgot I have a friend who will help you on your mission Enter Nappy Vill: Oh sh**. This dude is huge. How exactly is he going to help me? RedMasta: Oh yeah one more thing I forgot to tell you. Since you are the leader I have to test your bravery. You have to go alone. (RedMasta opens trapdoor and Stephen falls in) RedMasta: Now it's just you and Nappy Vill: sh** this is f**ing bullsh**. I don't even want to go on this gay a** journey anymore RedMasta: Well then prepare to see the d**h of your four best friends. None of whom you have even f**ed yet Vill: Shut the f** up I only want to screw one of them anyway phaggot. And Pio ain't even a friend he's my boss. RedMasta: Alright suit yourself then Vill: OK!! OK!! damn I'll go on this stupid a** hunt, but I expect nothing to go awry when I get back RedMasta: IF you get back I promise you will get your friends back with no problems Nappy: Now move the f** out of here little a** dude you're k**ing my muthaf**in vibe RedMasta: (aside to Nappy) Remember what I told you to do Nappy Nappy (aside to RedMasta) Yes sir. Sabotage. Complete sabotage.