Everybody loves me tonight Everybody thinks this is pretty cool Maybe pretty happening out of sight Get on board the hip train We all need our idolatry We need to foster some illusion Confusion fallacy fantasy Everybody hated my guts yesterday Woe is me I had gone and Made the worst of all possible mistakes I failed to get on board the hip train I didn't sleep around I didn't do c**aine Now I know why we've got pop culture We all need to feel one up on the others When the light goes down On this seething little town Truth lies face down Everybody wants to be my friend Except all of those who never ever were Or ever even remotely might have been You gotta get on board the hip train Just fork over your deposit Shed my skin and jump right in To the emperor's clothes closet Ain't no saint ain't no prophet Ain't no angel ask my wife about it