Oh well, you sit alone and your brain begins to rot And so you chase behind your every crazy thought And find a human scapegoat to blame your problems on Past on a plastic smile, pretending nothing's wrong You go to work and sometimes you scream and b**h and Whine You know that I'm so grateful that none of your problems Are mine And so you find a punching bag with a face that looks like Me And then you beat it sensless until it springs a leak Oh well, your life is empty and so you buy some toys And when something goes wrong you get so f**ing Annoyed The pages in your scrapbook, they get all yellow and faded And I'd be cynical if I wasn't so goddamned jaded And so you make excusec for writing poisen pen notes Just make sure in your mind you're always abowe reproach Look over the rim of your gla**es and then look down your Nose It's easy to feel superior, I know... 'cause nothing matters when you're indestructible You better fail or else it's bound to f** with you Oh well, it's pointless to dwell on the past But it's ever so easy just to think you've been had I'm just a myrtyr/extra in this scene So I hope you'll excuse me for being a libertine I get so angry, so mean Stab my voodoo doll Stab my voodoo doll 'til it bursts, 'til it bursts At the seams, at the seams 'cause nothing matters when you're indestructible You better fail or else it's bound to f** with you I know you might think that you're infallible But nothing matters when you're... Perfect