Florida. Florida, the redneck riviera Florida. Florida, there's no more pathetic place in America A man must make unpopular decisions surely from time to time And a man can only stand what a man can stand It's a wobbly, volatile line Florida. Florida, the water table is f**ed Florida. Florida., there's no more perfect place to give it all up A man must take his life in his own hands Hit those nails on the head And I respect a man who goes to where he wants to be Even if he wants to be dead Florida,Florida, it's a tropical paradise Florida, Florida, there's no more perfect place to retire from life