Vic Chesnutt - Sultan, So Mighty lyrics

I'm here because i'm a eunuch I am no threat I'm here to watch the ladies And to fan away their sweat And the sultan, so mighty Comes crawling to me When he has a little problem With the ladies I'm here because i am a eunuch I'm perfectly safe I'm here to bring the ladies Hot towels when they bathe And the sultan, so mighty Wants to talk to me When he needs a little help With the ladies And what he don't know Won't hurt him What we know Would never hurt him But he would hurt us If he knew what we know I'm here because i am a eunuch A trusted confidant I'm here to serve the ladies They tell me what they want And the sultan, so mighty Has to go through me When he's having trouble pleasing Certain ladies And what he don't know Won't hurt him What we know Would never hurt him But he would hurt us If he knew what we know