[Intro] Yeah, waddup Vers', haha [Verse 1: Jake Miller] Uh, uh, I'm a walking rapping time bomb Yeah I'm 'bout to blow up Mandatory evacuation every time I roll up But when I detonate, the world won't know what to do with it Cause this gon' be a crime scene when me and Vers' are through with it STOP, and bring it back They say my flow's nuts, you can find it in the sack Haha, sorry Momma, I don't know what got into me Still don't know my name by now? Man, you must be kidding me Multi-platinum attitude, got a Grammy on lock I've been practicing my speech since before I learned to talk Now I'm red carpet walking, every show I'm rocking Yeah I'm doing work I hit the studio and clock in Back in high school I'd overhear them talking 'bout me There goes the rapper kid, even teachers were laughing at me But while you were teaching metaphors and an*logies I was packing shows, making 20 times your salary [Verse 2: Vers'] I don't see no beef like a vegetarian's refrigerator 99 problems and all of them haters I just erase them like I'm writing on word Dude's a damn platypus, no Phineas and Ferb Yep, started with a video, it took over the world Now I get paid to fly out and hang with beautiful girls Its funny cause back then they would've never acknowledged me Now those same girls are all sending me apologies Say they falling in WHAT? Girl, love is too strong The bandwagon's too full, but girl you can run along Yeah, unless you pretty and carry yourself a nice figure And always smile like you're taking profile picture You gorgeous girl don't let anyone tell you otherwise I just don't get how you single these dudes must be blind 12 rounds, you looking scared, don't hop out Circle tighter than virgins, square dudes get boxed out [Verse 3: Jake Miller] Yeah, uh, round 2, now I'm coming for the knock out But this time I ain't playing like my season's on lockout Yeah, I never quit, I never stop, I never sleep Cause time is money, and this life I'm living isn't cheap I used to rap about my dreams now I'm living them I used to ask for autographs and now I'm given them I'm too sick for medicine, they telling me to get well Taking over the world, but starting with the FL I just ain't just a trend, but lately I've been trending, baby Blue check beside my name, so call me maybe? Haha, but I ain't got the time to chitter-chatter Busy handing rappers a**es to them on a silver platter I'm on the come up thanks to all of y'all But will I ever make it? Well, you can make the call Uh, yeah, this my theme song every time I walk out We heavyweight champs, Vers' hit em with the knock out [Verse 4: Vers' (Jake Miller)] Long hair don't care like a bum's do You all a midget to a giant like you 1'2 Switched it up starting making some more commercial things Now my songs getting pitched to be on commercials kid I'm not rich but I know I won't die trying it I never grew up to be a product of my environment Its time to kick it like putting down a recliner So many women... eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Jake, I found her You don't know you're beautiful? That's what makes you beautiful Word to One Direction and baby that's something you should know Haha, girl I'll put you to bed like holiday After working you out like Shaun T If there's anything I know you will say Girl, it's probably how much you missing me And baby I'm so sure like I'm all in Coming off the dome... b-b-b-b-balding The lights are off but she says that she sees a lot in me She said your hot like the metal piece when you ironing I said I'm yours like I'm leasing the girl some property But then again I say that to every girl I see crossing me You say you love me? Well baby just get in the line Cause the underdogs off the bench and is playing the starting 5 And yeah this long awaited perfected flow I created Got all the girls on the globe trynna sleep on me, no sedation The game is mine like I pre-ordered me a copy I'll be rapping 'till my voice is more horse than jockey (I said, the game is mine like I pre-ordered me a copy) (I'll be rapping 'till my voice is more horse than jockey, waddup!) [Outro] Announcer: "In the right corner you have Jake Miller, weighing in at 156 pounds..." Jake Miller: "I weigh more than that." Announcer: "...and in the other corner you have Vers'. He's the same size as Jake, and he's muscular" Jake Miller: "What, are you saying I'm not muscular?" Vers': "Yeah." *Jake and Vers' laugh*