Venetian Princess - Vegetarian Vampire lyrics

Bella: Vegetarian Vampire Would you please bite me So that I can be just like you Edward: Oh my dear I would like To have just one bite But that's not in the cards for you Unless you're made of tofu You look real sultry Too bad your not poultry Red meat is not for me And I'm scared you have V.D. Bella: Oh my god That's really mean Take a bite I'm sure that I am clean Vegetarian Vampire I will be your first Come quench your thirst Vegetarian Vampire Would you please bite me So that I can be just like you Edward, listen to me And I'm sure you'll agree You're the lion, I'm the lamb I bet I taste much better than Spam Tattoos are so old school Vampire bites are just so cool Mortal life is so done I wanna be sparkly in the sun Edward: Hate to k** your self-esteem But I'm more tempted by ice cream Bella: Vegetarian Vampire I will be your first come quench your thirst Vegetarian Vampire Would you please bite me So that I can be just like Edward: I'm a veggie vampire I have been 17 ever since 1918 I make these ladies scream I'm giving out immortality If you're kind of salady I'm like on TV Come on Bella please, let's climb up this tree Bella: Oh just imagine Edward We can spend the rest of eternity together Edward: Oh, I ... uh ... I can't Bella: What's wrong, is there something wrong with me Don't you want me Edward: Yes, I want you It ... it's just that I have commitment issues Uhh ... it's not you, it's me Bella: Edward Cullen, you bite me Right now