Venetian Princess - Charlie Sheen lyrics

Welcome to the world of Charlie Sheen Today I will be your guide Sit back, relax, enjoy the ride We have different ways An alternate reality Of goddesses and married trees We don't need first aid Tiger blood's in our veins We cure ourselves with our brains We are wa wa winning Dying is for amateurs Enjoy your stay, here's our brochure Warlocks, clowns, trolls A 10,000 year old brain With boogers of a 7-year-old. Poor little droopy eyed armless kids Fire breathing fists With poetic finger tips Tin cans so magical They turn into pure gold He'll destroy you in the air With his golden Sombrero We'll defeat the earthworm We can make it through Bring me Dr. Clown Shoes Those Vatican Assa**in Warlocks We will knock off their socks No burnout in our gear box Because we're rock stars from Mars