Quartet: "There lived a man so long ago, his memory's but faint Was not admired (did not inspire) like president or saint But people came from far and near with their afflicted pets For a special cure (they knew for sure) wouldn't come from other vets Woah..." Doctor Larry: "This is a song for your poor, sick penguin He's got a fever and his toes are blue But if I sing to your poor, sick penguin He will feel better in a day or two Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo" Nurse Pa: "He's gone a little loopy, in case you haven't heard Here's a couple pennicilin for your sickly, arctic bird" Quartet: "No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut The wonderous deeds that went on in that little Alpine hut Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps Woah..." Pa: "Good news on the penguin, doc! He's up and kickin'!" Larry: "This is a song for your pregnant kitty She's looking nauseous and a week past due But if I sing for your pregnant kitty She will feel better in a day or two Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo" Pa: "Jump in your car, drive into the city Buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty" Quartet: "The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day When the nurse who did a**ist the doc asked for a raise in pay The doctor pondered this awhile, sat back and scratched his scalp, then said: 'No way, Jose" To the nurse of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps Woah..." Pa: "Good news on the kitty, doc. She's feelin' great. Six kittens. Named one after you." Larry: "This is a song for your bear-trapped teddy He looks uncomfy, think I'd be too But if I sing for your bear-trapped teddy He will beel better in a day or two Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo" Bear: "Grooooowlll!" Pa: "Oh, yeah. That'll work. He's good." Larry: "Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo! No, wait! This should work! Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo! Quartet: "Now the moral of the story, it's the point we hope we've made When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid" Larry: "Yodel-leh-hee Yodel-leh-hoo Yodel-odle-odle-aye-de-aye-de-ooo-ooo-ooo" Quartet: "Oh, some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps" Larry: "Yodel-ooo"