He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger And I might like a milkshake as well" She said to him, "I can't get you either" He said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?" She said, "Yes, it is but we're closed now But we open tomorrow at ten" He said, "I am extremely hungry But I guess I can wait until then" 'Cause you're his cheeseburger His yummy cheeseburger He'll wait for you, ya He'll wait for you Oh, you are his cheeseburger His tasty cheeseburger He'll wait for you Oh, he will wait for you He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise He may have dozed off once or twice When he spotted a billboard for Denny's Bacon and eggs for half price How could he resist such an offer? He really needed something to munch Cheeseburger, please do not get angry He'll eat and be back here for lunch 'Cause you're his cheeseburger His precious cheeseburger Be back for you He'll be back for you Won't be so long, cheeseburger Oh, lovely cheeseburger Be back for you Oh, he'll be back for you 'Cause he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart And there's nothin' gonna tear you two apart And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese He would get down on his hands and knees To see if someone accidentally Dropped some cheese in the dirt And he would wash it off for you Wipe it off for you Clean that dirty cheese off just for you You are his cheeseburger