My funny valentine Sweet, comic valentine You make me smile with my heart Ohhhhh Your looks are laughable Unphotographable Yet You're my favorite work of art Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little bit weak? When you open it to speak Are you smart? Ohhhhhh Don't, baby Don't change your hair for me Not if you care for me Stay Stay little valentine Stay Each day is valentine's day Each day is valentine's day Ohhhh Ummm Mmmmm Stay little valentine Stay Stay Stay Ahh, yeah Each day is valentine's Each day is valentine's day Valentine's day