Various Artists - The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything lyrics

Arr! Arr! ARr! ARR! We are the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything! Well, I've never been to Greenland And I've never been to Denver And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul And I've never been to Moscow And I've never been to Tampa And I've never been to Boston in the fall! 'Cause We're the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything! And I never hoist the mainstay And I've never swabbed the poop deck And I never veer to starboard Cause I never sail at all And I've never walked the gangplank And I've never owned a parrot And I've never been to Boston in the fall! 'Cause were the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything! Well, I've never plucked a rooster And I'm not too good at ping pong And I've never thrown my mashed potatos Up against the wall And I've never kissed a chipmunk And I've never gotten head lice And I've never been to Boston in the Fall! (Spoken part) Pirate Captain's Log, 2002 Who be this band Relient K? And why be they so full of contradictions? We don't know, what he did But we're down with Captain Kidd We don't wake up before lunch But we all eat Captain Crunch We don't smoke We don't chew We watch Captain Kangaroo! And I've never licked a spark plug And I've never sniffed a stinkbug And I've never painted daisies On a big red rubber ball And I've never bathed in yogurt And I don't look good in leggings And I've never been to Boston in the fall! (Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give 'em a big hand!) We are the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything! We're the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything!