Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat, have a drink Boy it's good to see you, what can I say? Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again Say, what was your name anyway? Well we're working on the problem, we'll get back to you soon But don't try to call me I'll be in a meeting every afternoon For a year maybe longer keep in touch Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day The check's in the mail, hey! You're beautiful Don't ever change you know what I mean My girl will call your girl we'll talk, we'll do lunch Or leave a message on my machine So baby won't you sign on the dotted line I'm gonna make your dreams come true The check's in the mail, would I lie to you? Well hey wait a minute what's the matter hold on You want me to fork over the loot? You say you hate my guts you wanna take me to court And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit? Well I'm proud to say you're not the only critic of mine, yeah So if you wanna sue me I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait in line Take a number thanks for calling who loves you baby Don't forget to read the fine print The check's in the mail, hey! You're beautiful Don't ever change you know what I mean My girl will call your girl we'll talk, we'll do lunch Or leave a message on my machine So baby won't you sign on the dotted line I'm gonna make your dreams come true The check's in the mail, would I lie to you? Oh, trust me! The check's in the mail, hey! You're beautiful Don't ever change you know what I mean Why don't you leave a message with my girl I'll have lunch with your machine So baby won't you sign on the dotted line I'm gonna make your dreams come true The check's in the mail, would I lie to you? The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?