Various Artists - Poetry And Prose lyrics

I ain't one for poetry, ain't one for prose Ain't one for the scent of a springtime rose But there is one fact that I do know I sure get a kick out of that Beavis and bu*t-head show Other day I turn my TV on, what is it I do see? Two crazy-a** cartoon sons-a'-b**hes staring on back at me Said, "What the hell's this", and Lar said, "Boy, don't you know?" The whole world's gone crazy over that there Beavis and bu*t-head show Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for that I could go for frog baseball, but I'm inclined to use a cat! On comedy, I'm a Stooges man. I like Larry, Curly and Moe But now and then I get a chuckle watchin' the Beavis and bu*t-head show Stone Temple Pearlvana Chains, now there's a helluva band They got that original sound that's been sweepin' across the land They ain't no ZZ Top though, now that's the band for me If I had my way MTV'd play just them and AC/DC I ain't nothing special, I'm your average kinda man I like a frosted barley pop and I drink 'em outta the can! I don't give a rat's a** about poetry and not a damn about prose I sure do get a kick outta them Beavis and bu*t-head shows bu*t-head: "Hey, Beavis." Beavis: "What?" bu*t-head: "I was just like, uh, thinking and stuff... It was pretty cool." Beavis: "Yeah, I'm gonna try that." bu*t-head: "TV is cool." Beavis: "Yeah, yeah, TV rules. It rules! Yeah." bu*t-head: "Hey Beavis... I heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels. That's gonna be cool." Beavis: "Really? That would be cool." bu*t-head: "You know what would be really cool, though? If like, one of the channels didn't s**." Beavis: "Yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't s**, then why would you need the other, um, three hundred and twenty-seven?" bu*t-head: "Because, you know all those TV shows that s**? It's like, you hafta put 'em somewhere! You can't put 'em on the cool channel!" Beavis: "Yeah, yeah! They should call it 'The Cool Channel'!"