[MRS. LOVETT] [She kisses Todd] Ooh, Mr. Todd! (kiss) I'm so happy! (kiss) I could (kiss) Eat you up, I really could! You know what I'd like to do, Mr. Todd? (kiss) What I dream (kiss) If the business stays as good? Where I'd really like to go… In a year or so? Don't you want to know? [TODD, spoken] Of course [LOVETT] Do you really want to know? [TODD, spoken] Yes. I do [LOVETT] By the sea, Mr. Todd, that's the life I covet By the sea, Mr. Todd, ooh, I know you'd love it! You and me, Mr. T, we could be alone In a house what we'd almost own Down by the sea! [TODD] Anything you say [LOVETT] Wouldn't that be smashing? [LOVETT] Think how snug it'll be underneath our flannel When it's just you and me and the English Channel! In our cozy retreat kept all neat and tidy We'll have chums over ev'ry Friday! By the sea! Don'tcha love the weather? By the sea! We'll grow old together! By the seaside Woahh By the beautiful sea! It'll be so quiet That who'll come by it Except a seagull Hoo, hoo! We shouldn't try it Though, 'til it's legal for two-hoo! But a seaside wedding could be devised Me rumpled bedding legitimized! Me eyelids'll flutter I'll turn into bu*ter The moment I mutter I do-hoo! Down by the sea Married nice and proper By the sea Bring along your chopper To the seaside hoo hoo! By the beautiful sea!