Up in Humboldt County Seated on the altar Outhouse Man squats and submits his proposal Right through the lid of the pyramid He's the major of The Outhouse of Doom It's a holy roadhouse in the heart of the emerald triangle He talks to me offering a maple leaf There he sits, the man in the outhouse There he sits in The Outhouse of Doom There he sits, the man in the outhouse There he sits in The Outhouse of Doom