Various Artists - Rise to Stardom Suite lyrics

Well, you should see Polythene Pam She's so good-looking, but she looks like a man Well, you should see her in drag Dressed in her polythene bag Yes, you should see Polythene Pam Yeah, yeah, yeah Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's k**er-diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl Who makes the News Of The World Yes, you could say that she's attractively built Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah She came in through the bathroom window Protected by a silver spoon But now she s**s her thumb and wonders By the banks of her own lagoon Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me She said she'd always been a dancer She worked at fifteen clubs a day And though I thought I knew the answer Well, I knew what I could not say And so I quit the police department And got myself a steady job Although she tried her best to help me She could steal, but she could not rob Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me Oh, yeah He's a real nowhere man Sitting in his nowhere land Making all his nowhere plans for nobody Doesn't have a point of view Knows not where he's going to Isn't he a bit like you and me? Nowhere Man, please listen You don't know what you're missing Nowhere Man, the world is at your command He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land Making all his nowhere plans for nobody Making all his nowhere plans for nobody Making all his nowhere plans for nobody (1,2,3,4) (Bye!) [Verse] We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We hope you have enjoyed the show Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We're sorry but it's time to go Sgt. Pepper's lonely, Sgt. Pepper's lonely Sgt. Pepper's lonely, Sgt. Pepper's lonely Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We'd like to thank you once again Sgt. Pepper's one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band It's getting very near the end Sgt. Pepper's lonely, Sgt. Pepper's lonely Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band