Various Artists - Mean Mr. Mustard lyrics

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark Trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy him some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose Such a mean old man (Yes, a mean old man!) Such a mean old man (I agree, a mean old man!) Such a mean old man Such a mean old man Such a mean old man Such a mean old man His sister Pam works in a shop She never stops She's a go-getter Takes him out to look at the Queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene Such a dirty old man (Dirty old man?) Such a dirty old man (Yes, a dirty old man!) Such a dirty old man Such a dirty old man