Various Artists - Thesaurus Rex lyrics

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Various Artists - Thesaurus Rex lyrics

Yo, Well before philosophy and Homer wrote the Odyssey Before I took a lump of Plato and made a Socrates Before Shakespeare's tragedies, the scrolls and the Pharisees Dinosaurs walked the earth and flew above the tall trees I'm a tyrannical Tyrannosaurus cuz I Rex everything with a thesaurus I'm a prophet spitting comets burn down the forest with my chorus Lyrical Velociraptor, pack hunting rapper, I'm filling up the chapters Words of the rapture, no laughter, I'm talking about disasters A lot of different factors what could it be, Let's spit paleontology Scientific master, come talk to me, rap faster, consciously Bet there never ever could have been a bigger bomb blast That rivaled the size of that comet Or was it a blizzard that k**ed all the lizards Ask me another question I'm on it This is science history, Cold blooded with wizardry The sources of my sorcery fossil fueling delivery Obviously we really want to know what, happened so long ago but All these different theories got me crazy going nuts Then boom! The comet hits. Let's just use our common sense The ash in the atmosphere made them throw fits, k**ed everything like lickity lickity split Most likely what happened though, is what you already have been told But I bet you didn't know that the impact zone was somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico Mesozoic I'm flowing like the boiling ocean, not knowing which way the wind's blowing Not frozen, it was ferocious explosions interwoven Scary like the Omen, most things died, but a few species survived Makes me misty eyed to know 65 million years ago the dinos all died Like GZA, this another cla**ic, except this one is Jura**ic Spit crazy fantastic Tria**ic convulsion spastics Lyrically, listen to me, flyer than any Pterodactyl could be Now you can see, pa**ionately, I'm a Thesaurus Rex with a capital "T"