[Verse 1] Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party Here it's never endin', can't remember when it started Pa** around the lampshade There'll be plenty enough room in jail [Chorus] If bein' wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever If bein' strong's your kind Then I need help here with this feather If bein' afraid is a crime, we hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line At the swingin' party down the line [Verse 2] Pound the prairie pavement, losin' proposition Quittin' school and goin' to work and never goin' fishin' Water all around, never learned how to swim now [Chorus] If bein' wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever If bein' strong's your kind Then I need help here with this feather If bein' afraid is a crime, we hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line At the swingin' party down the line [Verse 1] Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party Here it's never endin', can't remember when it started Pa** around the lampshade There'll be plenty enough room in jail [Chorus] If bein' wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever If bein' strong is what you want Then I need help here with this feather If bein' afraid is a crime, we hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line At the swingin' party down the line Catch you down at the swingin' party down the line