It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtains on the Muppet Show tonight Why do we always come here I guess we'll never know It's like a kind of torture To have to watch the show To introduce our guest star That's what I am here to do So it really makes me happy to introduce to you "Ladies and gentlemen OK go" So now let's get it started Why don't we get it started It's time to get things started On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show It's the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show