Halfway down the stairs is the stair where I sit There isn't any other stair quite like it I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top So this is the stair where I always stop Halfway up the stairs isn't up and isn't down It isn't in the nursery, it isn't in the town And all sorts of funny thoughts, they run through my head It isn't really anywhere, it's somewhere else instead Oh Halfway down the stairs is the stair where I sit There isn't any other stair quite like it I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top So this is the stair where I always stop