Various Artists - Kuff lyrics

[Intro:] To all dem man dem who cheat pon dem woman I wan' you to know say, the Thunder standing in her door with a frying pan in her hand Eeen! Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo, hoo Come now! [Chorus:] Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get- haha Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get- Follow me now! [Verse 1:] Married a man and him name is, Ricky A from last month him a gwan like him crazy Come home morning time, after 7:30 When sun a shine, and di neighbor dem a see Get me so vex, and it get me so angry Thunder get mad and decide fi gwan nasty Drape him up and say, "listen to me now" "You don't know that you fi come early?" (Kuff!) "A wha' you a try fi do, fi discrace Shelly?" (Kuff!) "A true mi a woman, take advantage of me?" (Kuff!) "You want mi neighbors dem fi laugh after me? (Kuff!) "You better move out, or act properly!" [Chorus:] Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get- Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get- Follow me now! [Verse 2:] Him have a gyal by the name of, Rosie Who tell me that, nuh mi friend named, Mitsy Sharon tell her. Who tell Sharon?, nuh Beverly Behind mi back, di whole a dem a laugh after me Never say nothing mi just wait patiently.. Me know mi did a catch him and him girl, Rosie So one night one night me a wait, and him, Shelly cyan see Look pon di clock, it a say, 3:30 Jump inna me car, drive 'round New York City Over Whysome bridge at di hotel name Capri In di parking lot, say guess wha' me see Nuh mi man a stroll arms-in-arms with him lady Me jump outta di car and mi drape him badly I say, "you don' know you nuh fi cheat 'pon me?" (Kuff!) "A weh she a do? Pose inna your j**elry?" (Kuff!) "I hear say, she all have young belly" (Kuff!) "A you a mind her, and her three pickeny?" (Kuff!) "A weh you a mind her wid? Me DJ money?" (Kuff!) "And you tell her, me nuh own nobody?" (Kuff!) "Just find yuh yard before I k** somebody" (Kuff!) "You better know that you fi respect Shelly" [Chorus:] Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get- Me-me-now Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get- [Verse 3:] Them say, one to seven ratio, man to a lady Listen to me girls, listen very keenly Mek sure your man, him a take you seriously Nuh mek him gwan like you a nuh somebody If him start act strange, and start act sneaky Make sure observe, yes, watch him closely Ask him 'bout it, and him answer disrespectfully Nuh make it get outta hand, you'll suffer greatly Just catch him up in hand and say, "listen to me now" "You don't know that you fi respect me?" (Kuff!) "You're outta road, you must have somebody" (Kuff!) "A wha' you tek me for, a big-head dummy?" (Kuff!) "Are you think say, mi a your likkle pickeny?" (Kuff!) "Leff it a yard with your dutty laundry" (Kuff!) "And when you come home you fi lovey dovey" (Kuff!) "Look pon me, me nuh look crazy" (Kuff!) "You better change your style, or act decently" [Chorus:] Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get- Kuff! Man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff [Verse 4:] Deh with a man and him nah come home early Tek him up in hand and say,"listen to me now" "You don' know that you fi come home early?" (Kuff!) "A wha' you wan' fi do? Fi digrace Shelly?" (Kuff!) "A true mi woman take advantage of me?" (Kuff!) "You want mi neighbor dem fi laugh off a me?" (Kuff!) "You better move out a act properly" [Chorus:] Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get- Kuff! Man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff Some time a man fi get kuff, fi get kuff, fi get kuff