Various Artists - Sport'n A Woody lyrics

Well there' women in the city that make me feel sh**ty And there's some that make me pack a wad But the ones that are fine, oh will never be mine They won't even give me the time of day 1st Chorus: I ain't got no money, i ain't got no home I gotta find me a bim to live with tonight 2nd Chorus: Sport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly Sport'n a woody, till the day i die yeah Well my woody gets big when you're takin' a swig And your drink's makin you loosen up Starts a-talkin' to me, well look down and you'll see What the hell i been talkin' about 1st Chorus 2nd Chorus Don't know what i'm gonna do, can't stop lookin' at you 'Cause you're sure lookin' nice to me Well i wish you were sedated So i could at least penetrate you For an hour, maybe three yeah I can't go downtown much, all the working girl bu*ts Ya know they really make my woody happy But in the night clubs and such And all the corner s*uts Might just make my waistband go snappy! Sport'n a woody Sport'n a woody Sport'n a woody Sport'n a woody Sport'n a woody, for the rest of my life I'll be... 2nd Chorus