Various Artists - Dick lyrics

[Intro] In their time of need and loneliness A one thing di woman dem waan (Weh dem waan?), Di girls dem need (Weh dem need?), Di girls dem waan (Weh dem waan?), Di girls dem need A friend Dem need a buddy... In their time of need and loneliness (Weh dem waan), Di girls dem need (Weh dem need), Di girls dem waan (Weh dem waan), so mi introduce myself! [Verse 1: (J)] My name is Dick, I got a girl who has a cat Always playin' on her lap Sometime she purr when I'm petting her My god, she love when I play with her fur But my girl, she had a friend name Lynette Love me from the first day we met She tek a set, now I regret Cause I never enjoy playin' with her pet Something was wrong, she ran out of elastic band So I didn't stay too long She didn't have a clue but what to do They don't have what it takes to tek weh your boo [Chorus: (J)] They don't know Dick like you know Dick Dick is your dearest friend They don't hug him, when he's in bed Kiss him and play with his head They don't know Dick like you know Dick Dick is your dearest friend They don't hug him, when he's in bed Kiss him and play with his head [Verse 2: (Beenie Man)] My name is John, di girls dem buddy Wuk nuff woman I give di wickedest slam A.K.A. magic wand, ding dong Mi love by every woman (true!) Hairy like a chimp, I am a pimp Girl waan blow big like di good air blimp True mi nuh whimp, and she a nymph Mi affi stand up and work til' mi tired and limp Me and a gyal a 'par, inna mi car She waan war, waan eat mi nuts from out of di jar Mi tell her stay far, from mi cigar She a push mi and a push, til' mi just spit pon har [Chorus: (Beenie Man)] They don't know John like you know John Original badman Girl you know him from him a little youth Now him big, a wear Ruff Rider suit They don't know John like you know John Original badman Girl you know him from him a little youth Now him big, a wear Ruff Rider suit [Verse 3: (Beenie Man)] Well! Mr. John and Mr. Dick, di girls love dem That's why dem cyan sleep a night, woman a bug dem Woman a pull, woman a jerk, woman a tug dem All when him tired and limp and him a shrug dem Sometime him haffi turn dem up like him a mug dem Double up him fist and run in and slug dem But him nuh mean nuh harm, 'cause when him done him hug dem Females always have a problem [Repeat Chorus: (J)] [Repeat Chorus: (Beenie Man)] [Repeat Chorus: (J)] [Repeat Chorus: (Beenie Man)]