I don't like studyin' I like partyin' I don't wanna read a book, unless the subject is Beer or b**bs, and not pencils and books The semester hasn't started Until you party where your heart is I don't wanna take a test unless the question is "Where's the party?" and the answer is me Why did my father always lie? I hate science Unless it helps me build a robot Specifically the kind programmed to find Another party so I can skip chemistry College is a party So come party at the party Party is the cla** in session, and the only lesson Is to party when you party with me