Various Artists - Cell Block Tango lyrics

[Intro: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova, Mýa Harrison & (Presenter)] Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz (And now the 6 marry murderesses of the Cook County Jail in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango) Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz [Hook: (Catherine Zeta-Jones), Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison] He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it (I betcha you would have done the same) Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz [Verse 1: Susan Misner] You know how people Have these little habits that get you down Like Bernie Bernie like to chew gum No, not chew, pop! So I came home this one day And I am really irritated And I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy And there's Bernie laying on the couch Drinking a beer and chewing No, not chewing, popping! So, I said to him I said, "you pop that gum one more time..." Ugh, and he did So I took the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots Into his head [Hook: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison] He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have heard it I betcha you would have done the same [Verse 2: Denise Faye] I met Ezekiel Young, from Salt Lake City About two years ago And he told me he was single And we hit it off right away So, we started living together He'd go to work, he'd come home I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner And then I found out "Single" he told me? Single, my a** Not only was he married Oh, no, he had six wives One of those mormons, you know? So that night, when he came home from work I fixed him his drink, as usual You know? Some guys just can't hold their arsenic [Hook: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison] He had it coming (pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz) He had it coming (pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz) He took a flower in its prime (pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz) And then he used it (pop) And he abused it (six) It was a murder (squish, uh-uh) But not a crime (Cicero, Lipschitz) [Verse 3: Deidre Goodwin] Now, I'm standing in the kitchen Carving up the chicken for dinner Minding my own business In storms my husband Wilbur In jealous rage "You been screwing the milkman" he says He was crazy and he kept on screaming "You been screwing the milkman" And then he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten times [Hook: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison] If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same! [Verse 4: Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & (Renée Zellweger)] Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok Hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg Lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem, probaltam A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg (Yeah, but did you do it?) Uh-uh, not guilty! [Hook: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison] He had it coming He had it coming [Verse 5: Catherine Zeta-Jones] My sister Veronica and I had this double act And my husband Charlie traveled around with us Now, for the last number in our act We did this twentie acrobatic tricks in a row One, two, three, four, five Splits, spread eagles Back flips, flip flops One right after the other So this one night before the show We're down at the hotel Cicero The three of us boozing, having a few laughs And we run out of ice So I went out to get some I come back, open the door And there's Veronica and Charlie Doing number seventeen The spread eagle! Well, I was in such a state of shock I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing It wasn't until later When I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead [Hook: Catherine Zeta-Jones, (Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison)] They had it coming (They had it coming) They had it coming (They had it coming) They had it coming all along (They had it coming all along) I didn't do it (She didn't do it) But if I'd done it (But if she'd done it) How could you tell me that I was wrong? They had it coming (They had it coming) They had it coming (They had it coming) They had it coming all along (They had it coming all along) I didn't do it (She didn't do it) But if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was wrong? (He had it coming He had it coming) [Verse 6: Mya Harrison] I loved Al Lipschitz more than I can possibly say He was a real artistic guy Sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to find himself He'd go out every night looking for himself And on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw himself as alive And I saw him dead [Bridge: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison] The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum [Hook: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison] They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming all along (they had it coming all along) Cause if they used us (cause if they used us) And they abused us (and they abused us) How could you tell us that we were wrong? He had it coming (he had it coming) He had it coming (he had it coming) He only had himself to blame (he only had himself to blame) If you'd have been there (if you'd have been there) If you'd have seen it (If you'd have seen it) I betcha you would have done the same [Outro: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Denise Faye, Deidre Goodwin, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova & Mýa Harrison] You pop that gum one more time! Single my a** Ten times Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe Number seventeen-the spread eagle Artistic differences Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz