When I was a young man, no bigger than this A chocolate egg cream was not to be missed Some U Bet's Chocolate Syrup, seltzer water mixed with milk You stir it up into a heady fro, tasted just like silk You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream Now you can go to Junior's, Dave's on Can*l Street And I think there's Ken's in Boston There must be something in L.A But Becky's on Kings Highway, was the egg cream of choice And if you don't believe me, go ask any of the boys You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream The only good thing I have to say about P.S. 92 Was the egg cream served at Becky's, it was a fearsome brew For 50 cents you got a shot, choco bubbles up your nose That made it easier to deal with knife fights And kids pissing in the street You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream So the next time you're in Brooklyn, please say hello for me At Totonno's for Pizza and ice cream at Al and Shirley's But mostly you go to Becky's, sit in a booth and say hello And have two chocolate egg cream, one to stay and one to go You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream, ah You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream