Yeah! Whoa! Well, I remember the sparks that flew In the summer of '79 My brother went wild for a pretty girl's smile But he didn't care that she was mine We fought each other like never before And beat 'til we were black and blue And when we told her it was time, she'd made up her mind She said, "I've had it with the both of you!" That was when the pact was made That no woman could sever We swore it brother for the rest of our lives We would stick together forever 'cause . . Two heads are better than one It's double the pleasure, baby, triple the fun I said two heads are better than one It'll make you come undone Two heads are better than one Well, we found ourselves in Vegas, the city of sin We were restless and looking to play When this little blonde dolly in the hotel lobby Blew a kiss as she walked our way She said, "I'm feelin' kind of lonely," and gave us a wink Feeling bold we expressed our intentions We said, "you gotta have both," She said, "That's a joke! It takes two just to get my attention!" Both to share and share alike That's a part of our lifestyle So I'm gonna tell you, baby, just where we stand If you won't love us both It ain't worthwhile because . . Two heads are better than one It's double the pleasure, triple the fun I said two heads are better than one It'll make you come undone Two heads are better than one We've come this far together It's too late for turning back But it's only fair to warn you That when you rock with the boys You never go back! Oh no! Two heads are better than one It's double the pleasure, triple the fun I tell ya two heads are better than one It'll make you come undone Nothing's better than . . Two heads are better than one It's double the pleasure, baby, triple the fun Two heads are better than one It'll make you come undone Two heads are better than one . . Two heads are better than one . . Two heads are better than one . . . Whoa-whoa-whoa, baby! Two heads are better than one . . . Two heads are better than one . . . Woo-hoo-hoo!